Epic Conversations with my Best friend
Me: “Dude I feel like an old woman today. My back hurts so bad. I should not have done this one position.”
Kim: “What position did you do?”
Me: “Ummm I was on the bottom and I put my arms behind my head and lifted up! So imagine reverse crabwalk sexytime style.”
Kim: “You acrobat”
Me: “And his dick is so big it was poking my uterus. I wanted to call up to, you doin ok up there?”
Kim: “That’s always a plus I guess. To get your uterus banged. HAHAHAHAHA”
EPIC
